#CRUSH... SOBBING ]

[prlssprfctn]

Batsiblings convince Jason to get himself a cooking Tiktok account, and he gives in. To his surprise, he quickly gains millions of followers and a loyal auditory. The only problem? Jason has no idea that these people came here not necessary for recipes.

Jason: Geez, my followers had been pissing me off lately.

Dick, confused: Huh? Why?

Jason: They keep commenting ATE. Like, dude? Fucking where? I am not eating in my cooking videos. What is the fucking point?

Tim, choking: Oh my fucking God-

Jason, making an angry text post for his followers: YOU ALL. STOP COMMENTING "RAW". MY MEAT IS NOT RAW. I AM A PROPER COOK. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???

Cassandra: Maybe it is time to tell him...

Tim, Steph, Duke, in unison: NO

Bruce, awkwardly trying to have a conversation with Jason: Hey, lad, how is your cooking blog is going?

Jason: Uh, people keep commenting cryptid messages. Like, the last time I was showing the right way to tenderise meat for chops because apparently it wasn't clear and someone requested the whole video? Anyway, I did it, and the whole comment section was writing me "in bed, on the floor, on the couch, on a chair, against the wall, against the window, against the door"... Like, why would I do that, not in the kitchen?

Bruce, no less clueless: Maybe it some kind of challenge. Kids love trying new stuff in extreme places nowadays.

Jason: Huh. Maybe. Thanks.

Bruce, just proud to have a proper conversation and somehow a help: Anytime, Jaylad!

Damian, who was unblissfully educated on the slang matter by Tim (because it was his responsibility as a big brother to traumatise him), with his eye twitching: ...None of these words were in Quran

[basil--and--sage]

Reshirement AU, in which Thorin and Bilbo decide to get married and celebrate their stag nights following their respective cultural traditions.

Thorin sits with his family and friends in Bag End and gets his hair braided and himself pampered, while they talk about his hopes and dreams for his upcoming marriage. He blushes frequently.

In the meantime, Bilbo gets cheered on by about 60 of his relatives, while he does a keg stand.

[eltsia]

🦋⚙️ bed bugs ii

[nabaath-areng]

All is full of love.

[thecookieshop]

married adult kataang 🧡💙 shes ranting about somebody on the walk back after a political party they had to attend

[toxiccaves]

a few lil recent doodles

[mumatsi]

Selfshipping, but I'm not really shipping because I am aroace

These are all basically characters I relate to (do we see a pattern?)

[lorax-devito]

if Mike never survived the fall in the quarry he and Will would’ve been the gay Romeo and Juliet of Hawkins

[dangoulains-devotion]

you mustn't blame yourself

[ireblogmyhyperfixes]

💊 ¦ melt through the layers, a searing iron to dormant emotions

now boiling and raging like wax to skin, leaving welts and sweat

i am sorry.

i am so sorry.

[resident-gay-bitch]

Thinking about Eddie being freshly 18 and not wanting to feel shame about his sexuality no more and wanting to explore it without getting caught by his uncle, doesn’t want to get kicked out of the only real home he’s know. so he drives out to indi and finds a queer club and feels so alive, he’s a little tipsy on the dance floor, and this cute guy is making eyes at him, and they start dancing together, getting closer and closer until Eddie doesn’t know where he ends and the cute guy begins. And he thinks “fuck this is it. This is how I’m supposed to feel. This is everything to me”, and for the first time ever he kisses a boy who kisses him back and doesn’t punch him in the face after.

Thinking about Wayne who gave up his life to raise his poor little orphaned nephew, had his entire existence thrown out of whack, who loves Eddie with every bone in his body and only wants the best for him, would kill for that little shit, and would kill himself if anything every happened to his boy. Who feels so much shame about who he is and who he’s loved, has put his own life and relationships on hiatus so Eddie would never have to know the truth, would never have to be ashamed of his uncle. Who, for the first time in over 10 years finally gets a break from some of the responsibilities. Eddies 18, an adult now, and for his birthday he’s decided to go camping with his friends to “become a real man”, so he takes his chance and drives up to Indi, finds his old stomping grounds and almost cries when he sees the transgender bartender who called him honeypot and would sneak him a free beer still working there.

Thinking about Eddie feeling so free and excited to just exist without judgement that he Drags that cute guy into the bathroom and feels shameless about his pleasure for the first time ever, tries new things, likes them all.

Thinking about Wayne sipping on his beer, feeling his bones completely relax for the first time in years, spots an old flame across the bar and can’t believe his eyes, he’s still just as hot as he was when they were 17. They get to talking, and then the talking turns into something else, something Wayne hasn’t done since he had to become a parent. And he feels a bit like a teenager again, drags that hot man into the bathroom and wants to have his way with him.

Thinking about Eddie stumbling out of the stall, wiping his mouth, cute guy giggling and clinging onto Eddie right behind him, freezing in his tracks. Wayne with his shirt half undone and a man trying to shove Wayne into the cubicle Eddie was Just in, trying to put his hands in the wrong places.

And they just lock eyes, and scream.

“I THOUGHT YOU WERE FUCKING CAMPING BOY?!”

“I THOUGHT YOU WERE HAVING A QUIET NIGHT IN WHY ARE YOU IN A GAY CLUB?”

“WHY ARE YOU IN A GAY CLUB?”

“Wayne… are we both…?”

“Jesus H Christ boy, alright, let’s just pretend we never saw eachother in here, go back out there and I’ll buy ya a beer. We can talk.”

“Yeah, alright Wayne.” Eddie says with a smile as he heads out of the bathroom.

“Hey! You used a condom right-“

“Ew Wayne! I’m not talking about that with you!”

[seainspanish]

ykw i might as well post my idols now that ive been talking abt them 🙂‍↕️ this is Wavy Atoll, an idol duo starring two Octolings named Coral and Lazuli

im slowly but surely writing a wiki page abt them so you guys can learn more abt them 🥹

[mirandimoo]

showed my mom sk8 the infinity and she told me that she thinks ‘langa is in love with reki and reki might be but he doesn’t know it yet’ which is crazy coming from my mom bc she literally watched yuri on ice and genuinely felt victor and yuri were just “good friends”

[dearmizumi]

I wanted to fill the whole space but motivation died before I could :((

Anywho— KIST DOODLES!!! I would've LOVED drawing digital art vers of them but maybe another timee..... Oh well! Might as well post these sooner rather than later

[toxiccaves]

After seeing this tweet, I took the concept of baby Glober and ran with it

[boernster]

Aaaahhh